For when motivation… isn’t happening.

Some days you’re productive. Some days you absolutely cannot be arsed.

This Cannot Be Arsed Pen is the ultimate piece of funny work stationery — honest, relatable, and perfect for those low-effort, high-attitude days.

Bold, eye-catching, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s ever stared at their to-do list and thought… nope.

Why you’ll love it:

💋 A brutally honest message we’re all thinking
✏️ Smooth black ink for notes, lists, and minimal effort days
✨ The kind of funny work stationery that makes your desk less boring

Made from recycled water and soda bottles, it’s a small but satisfying way to bring humour (and sustainability) into your everyday. Please note, this is a single pen.

Perfect for:

👯 Work besties who get it
💻 Office desks that need personality
🎁 A brilliant funny work stationery gift
🧠 Anyone running on low energy and sarcasm

No fake motivation. No “you’ve got this” nonsense. Just funny work stationery that tells it like it is.

Because sometimes… you simply cannot be arsed. 💋

'Cannot Be Arsed' Recycled Eco Ballpoint Click Pen