{"product_id":"death-before-decaf-hey-now-unisex-crew-socks","title":"'Death Before Decaf' Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause decaf is not coffee. 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Long meetings. Monday survival.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd anyone who knows there's only one correct answer when somebody asks:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Would decaf be OK?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely fucking not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ☕💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex Crew Socks | One-Size-Fits-Most Men and Women | 97% Polyester, 3% Spandex | Easy Care - Machine Wash\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54422925836627,"sku":"HN0058","price":7.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Death_Before_Decaf_Socks.jpg?v=1788193152","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/death-before-decaf-hey-now-unisex-crew-socks","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}