Because remembering it in your head clearly isn't fucking working.

Write it down.

The appointment. The shopping list. That thing you walked upstairs to do. The name of the person you were literally just talking about.

The If I Write It Down, It Will Definitely Happen A5 Notebook is for anyone whose brain currently has approximately 47 tabs open — and at least 12 of them have frozen.

Ideal for lists, notes, reminders, brilliant ideas and writing down important shit before it disappears from your brain forever.

A relatable menopause gift for the brain-fog days

Walked into a room and forgotten why? Put your phone somewhere safe and immediately lost it?

If you're looking for a relatable menopause gift that acknowledges the brain fog with a bit of humour, this notebook makes a brilliantly useful little pick-me-up for your bestie, sister or work wife.

No earnest affirmations required. Just write the bloody thing down.

Office Secret Santa = sorted

Pulled the colleague with Post-it notes covering half their desk?

This makes a funny, practical office Secret Santa gift for the person who lives by their to-do list, forgets why they opened a new browser tab and regularly announces “if I don't write it down, it isn't happening.”

Pair it with a sassy pen for an easy desk gift they'll actually use.

Funny office stationery for chaotic brains

Boring stationery has no place on a desk where you're already spending eight hours a day.

This is funny office stationery for list makers, chronic overthinkers, busy women and anyone attempting to give the vague appearance of having their shit together.

Use it for meeting notes. To-do lists. Reminders. Plans.

Or repeatedly writing BUY MILK until you finally remember to buy the fucking milk.

Perfect for:

🧠 A relatable menopause gift for your forgetful bestie
🎄 A funny office Secret Santa present
💼 Funny office stationery for your work wife or colleague
🎁 Birthdays, new jobs and little desk pick-me-ups
📝 Anyone who needs to write it down before their brain deletes it

If I write it down, it will definitely happen.

'If I Write It Down' A5 Notebook