{"product_id":"f-ck-off-im-reading-womens-crew-socks","title":"'Fuck Off I'm Reading' Women's Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eConsider this your out-of-office for real life.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou've reached the good bit. The fictional man is emotionally unavailable. Someone's about to reveal a devastating secret. You've got approximately 300 pages left and absolutely no intention of behaving like a functioning member of society until they're finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThen someone tries to talk to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFuck Off I'm Reading Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e are beige \u0026amp; blue, gloriously sweary and designed for book girls who would appreciate everyone leaving them the fuck alone until the chapter ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eUK size 3–8\u003c\/strong\u003e, they're the perfect uniform for cancelling plans, ignoring responsibilities and accidentally reading until 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eGifts for a Book Girl Who Already Has Enough Books\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuying \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/gifts-for-book-lovers\" title=\"Funny gifts for book lovers UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003egifts for a book girl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e should be easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eExcept her TBR pile is taller than she is and buying another book risks getting something she's already read, already owns or has extremely strong opinions about. These socks avoid the problem entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThey're a funny little birthday, Christmas or \u003cem\u003e“saw these and immediately thought of you”\u003c\/em\u003e gift for romance readers, thriller addicts, fantasy obsessives and anyone whose idea of a wild Friday night is \u003cem\u003ejust one more chapter\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eSweary Socks for Sassy Women\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCute bookish accessories are lovely. Sometimes you need something that communicates \u003cstrong\u003eDO NOT FUCKING DISTURB\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIf you're looking for \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/socks\" title=\"Sweary socks for sassy women\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esweary socks for sassy women\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003c\/a\u003e these do the talking while she's busy reading - ideal for the woman who loves books but has considerably less enthusiasm for people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003ePick Any 3 Pairs for £20\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFuck Off I'm Reading Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e are included in our \u003cstrong\u003e3 pairs for £20 deal\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can mix and match them with other designs from our sock collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuild a little gift bundle for your favourite book girl. Or choose three pairs for yourself and disappear into your reading cave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e📚 \u003cstrong\u003eFuck Off I'm Reading\u003c\/strong\u003e design\u003cbr\u003e🩶 Beige, cotton-rich socks\u003cbr\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003eUK size 3–8\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Included in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/socks\" title=\"Funny women's socks UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 pairs for £20\u003c\/strong\u003e deal\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📖 Brilliant \u003cstrong\u003egifts for a book girl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💋 \u003cstrong\u003eSweary socks for sassy women\u003c\/strong\u003e who'd rather be reading\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePhone on silent. Book open. Snacks acquired. \u003cstrong\u003eFuck off. I'm reading.\u003c\/strong\u003e 📚🧦💋\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"UK 3-8","offer_id":54954543251795,"sku":"SK0200","price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Fuck_Off_I_m_Reading_Women_s_Socks.jpg?v=1789501486","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/f-ck-off-im-reading-womens-crew-socks","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}