Meet the Team Player A6 Notebook, featuring a hilariously relatable illustration of someone arriving late to a meeting with the immortal words:

“Hi, sorry I'm late. I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker.”

Because sometimes being a team player means turning up. Eventually.

This cheeky little notebook is perfect for jotting down to-do lists, meeting notes and all the things you'd love to say out loud but probably shouldn't.

Relatable Work Gifts for People Who've Had Enough 💼

Every office has one. The colleague who's permanently five minutes late. The work bestie who communicates exclusively through eye rolls. The person who joins the meeting already wondering when they can leave.

If you're looking for relatable work gifts, this notebook is for the people who understand that being professional and being enthusiastic are two completely different things.

A funny desk companion for surviving Monday mornings, pointless meetings and the daily struggle to appear like a functioning adult.

Office Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under £10 🎁

Pulled the office's least enthusiastic team player in Secret Santa? Sorted.

If you're searching for office Secret Santa gift ideas under £10, this A6 notebook is a brilliantly cheeky choice for a colleague with a sarcastic sense of humour.

Especially the one who's always late, always complaining about meetings and somehow still everyone's favourite person in the office. It's personal, useful and considerably funnier than another mug saying “You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Work Here.”

Just maybe don't give it to your boss. Unless your boss is an absolute legend.

Sweary Stationery for the Office Menace ✏️

Boring stationery has no place on a desk with this much personality.

Our sweary stationery is made for people who like their notebooks with a healthy dose of sarcasm and absolutely zero motivational nonsense.

Use your Team Player notebook for meeting notes, brain dumps, reminders or keeping track of all the things you're pretending to care about. And thanks to its handy A6 size, it's easy to keep close for whenever another meeting invitation ruins your day.

The Details

📓 Team Player A6 notebook, printed in the UK
💬 Features a funny meeting illustration with the quote: “Hi, sorry I'm late. I couldn't be fucked to get here any quicker.”
💼 Perfect for work besties, sarcastic colleagues and office humour lovers
🎁 A cheeky choice for office Secret Santa gifting
✏️ Funny, sweary stationery for everyday notes and lists

Team player? Technically. Enthusiastic participant? Absolutely fucking not. 📓💋

Team Player - A6 Notebook