{"product_id":"funny-menopause-sayings-set-of-3-swedish-dishcloths","title":"Sweary Menopause Sayings Swedish Dishcloth Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor hot flushes, hormone chaos and a rapidly declining tolerance for bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMenopause: when you can't remember why you walked into the kitchen, but you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e remember exactly who touched the fucking thermostat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweary Menopause Sayings Swedish Dishcloth Set\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e contains three brilliantly relatable designs for women navigating the sleep deprivation, temperature wars and glorious disappearance of all remaining fucks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour three designs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“My hormones left and took the ability to tolerate bullshit with them.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌡️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“If you adjust that thermostat I will end you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🫠 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Sleep? Gone. Estrogen? Gone. Fucks to give? Also gone.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree dishcloths. Three menopause moods. Frankly, all accurate before lunchtime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny menopause gift she'll actually use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're looking for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/mood-lifting-menopause-gifts\" title=\"Funny menopause gifts to make them smile UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny menopause gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/mood-lifting-menopause-gifts\" title=\"Funny menopause gifts to make them smile UK\"\u003e,\u003c\/a\u003e step away from the earnest affirmations about \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eembracing the journey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe may not want to embrace anything. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe may want everyone to stop touching the thermostat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis set combines something useful for the kitchen with the kind of menopause humour that'll make your bestie, sister, work wife or mum immediately say:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Bloody hell. That's me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for birthdays, Christmas, menopause care packages or a little pick-me-up when the hormones are hormon-ing particularly hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheeky gifts for your Mum that aren't another mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your mum has reached the stage of life where she's stopped pretending to tolerate everyone's nonsense, celebrate it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese make brilliant \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/kitchen\" title=\"Funny kitchen gifts she'll actually use\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003echeeky gifts for your Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — particularly if she's permanently too hot, hasn't slept properly since Tuesday and has started saying exactly what she thinks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive her the full set and accept one important family rule:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo. Not. Touch. The. Thermostat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny menopause gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for someone firmly in her zero-fucks era\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💋 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheeky gifts for your Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that'll get a proper laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👯 Menopausal besties, sisters and work wives\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 Birthdays, Christmas, stocking fillers and menopause care packages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Women who appreciate practical gifts with considerably more personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the hot. The tired. The hormonally challenged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd anyone officially fresh out of estrogen, sleep and fucks to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🔥💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54422926295379,"sku":"SD0012","price":11.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Sweary_Menopause_Sayings_Dishcloths.jpg?v=1788726766","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/funny-menopause-sayings-set-of-3-swedish-dishcloths","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}