For hot flushes, hormone chaos and a rapidly declining tolerance for bullshit.

Menopause: when you can't remember why you walked into the kitchen, but you can remember exactly who touched the fucking thermostat.

The Sweary Menopause Sayings Swedish Dishcloth Set contains three brilliantly relatable designs for women navigating the sleep deprivation, temperature wars and glorious disappearance of all remaining fucks.

Your three designs:

🔥 “My hormones left and took the ability to tolerate bullshit with them.”
🌡️ “If you adjust that thermostat I will end you.”
🫠 “Sleep? Gone. Estrogen? Gone. Fucks to give? Also gone.”

Three dishcloths. Three menopause moods. Frankly, all accurate before lunchtime.

A funny menopause gift she'll actually use

If you're looking for a funny menopause gift, step away from the earnest affirmations about embracing the journey.

She may not want to embrace anything. She may want everyone to stop touching the thermostat.

This set combines something useful for the kitchen with the kind of menopause humour that'll make your bestie, sister, work wife or mum immediately say:

“Bloody hell. That's me.”

Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, menopause care packages or a little pick-me-up when the hormones are hormon-ing particularly hard.

Cheeky gifts for your Mum that aren't another mug

If your mum has reached the stage of life where she's stopped pretending to tolerate everyone's nonsense, celebrate it.

These make brilliant cheeky gifts for your Mum — particularly if she's permanently too hot, hasn't slept properly since Tuesday and has started saying exactly what she thinks.

Give her the full set and accept one important family rule:

Do. Not. Touch. The. Thermostat.

Perfect for:

🔥 A funny menopause gift for someone firmly in her zero-fucks era
💋 Cheeky gifts for your Mum that'll get a proper laugh
👯 Menopausal besties, sisters and work wives
🎄 Birthdays, Christmas, stocking fillers and menopause care packages
🧽 Women who appreciate practical gifts with considerably more personality

For the hot. The tired. The hormonally challenged.

And anyone officially fresh out of estrogen, sleep and fucks to give. 🔥💋