For when you're physically at work but emotionally on the sofa with the dog.

You've made it into the office. You've opened your laptop. You've even nodded politely through some small talk. But let's not pretend you wouldn't rather be at home with the one colleague you actually like.

Your dog.

The I'd Rather Be At Home With My Dog A7 Notebook is pocket-sized brutally honest stationery for dog lovers who spend approximately 80% of the working day wondering what their four-legged best friend is doing without them.

Use it for quick notes, reminders, little lists or doodling your dog's name while somebody explains something in a meeting that absolutely could have been an email.

Office Secret Santa for the resident dog obsessive

Pulled the colleague whose camera roll is 97% dog? Sorted.

This little A7 notebook makes an easy office Secret Santa gift for the workmate who knows exactly what their dog had for breakfast but has forgotten three human colleagues' names.

Small, funny and useful — without resorting to another generic World's Best Dog Mum mug.

Funny office stationery for people who'd rather not be there

Corporate notebook? No thanks.

This is funny office stationery for anyone who's mastered the art of appearing professionally engaged while secretly counting down the minutes until they can get home to the dog.

Its compact A7 size also makes it handy for keeping in a handbag, desk drawer or pocket whenever you need somewhere to jot something down.

Perfect for:

🐶 Dog mums and gloriously obsessed dog owners
📓 Fans of brutally honest stationery
🎄 A funny office Secret Santa for your dog-loving colleague
💼 Work besties who appreciate funny office stationery
🎁 Stocking fillers, little birthday gifts and “this is SO you” presents

Because yes, your colleagues are lovely.

But have they ever greeted you at the door like you've returned from war because you popped to Tesco for 20 minutes?

Exactly. 🐶💋

'Home With my Dog' A7 Fabric Hardback Notebook