{"product_id":"i-do-as-i-please-combed-cotton-socks-in-white","title":"'I Do As I Please' Combed Cotton Cat Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically your cat’s entire personality. Now available on your feet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCats don’t ask permission. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey sit where they want. Sleep where they want. Knock shit off shelves because apparently gravity needs checking. Then stare directly into your eyes while ignoring every single thing you’ve asked them not to do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Do as I Please. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYep. Sounds about right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecombed cotton cat socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are made for women who live with a tiny furry dictator and wouldn’t have it any other way. Soft, fun and fitting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUK sizes 3–8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, they’re the kind of gift that’ll get an immediate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“OMG, that is literally my cat.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Cat Socks for Women Who Know Who’s Really in Charge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou might pay the mortgage. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou might buy the food. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou might technically own the sofa. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour cat disagrees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers?filter.v.price.gte=0\u0026amp;filter.v.price.lte=\u0026amp;filter.p.product_type=Socks\u0026amp;sort_by=manual\u0026amp;pgview=grid\u0026amp;view=cats\" title=\"Funny socks for cat lovers UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny cat socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e celebrate the gloriously independent little arseholes who rule our homes, steal our seats and suddenly develop selective hearing whenever their name is mentioned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear them yourself or give them to the cat-obsessed woman whose camera roll is 96% feline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelatable Gifts for Cat Mums\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-lovers\" title=\"Relatable gifts for cat mums UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003erelatable gifts for cat mums\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that aren't another \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Crazy Cat Lady”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e mug? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese'll do nicely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're a fun little birthday present, stocking filler, Secret Santa gift or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“saw these and immediately thought of you”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e surprise for your bestie, sister, mum or fellow member of the cat-servant community.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nothing says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I know you”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e quite like acknowledging that her pet has absolutely no respect for her authority.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐈 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Do as I Please\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e cat design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧦 Made from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecombed cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📏 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUK size 3–8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 A fun little gift for cat mums and cat lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💋 Packed with considerably more personality than boring socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour house. Your rules. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil the cat says otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🐈💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sock Talk","offers":[{"title":"UK 3-8","offer_id":55018046390611,"sku":"4535DOASCR","price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/I_do_as_I_please_-_funny_cat_socks.jpg?v=1790017529","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/i-do-as-i-please-combed-cotton-socks-in-white","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}