{"product_id":"i-fucking-hate-people-katie-abey-socks","title":"'I Fucking Hate People' Katie Abey Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when your social battery isn't low. It's fucking dead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople are lovely. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn small doses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom a distance. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePreferably when they're not actually speaking to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Fucking Hate People Socks by Katie Abey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are for introverts, people-avoiders and women who've simply had enough human interaction for one day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, sweary and painfully relatable, they're the kind of socks that make your bestie immediately say, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh my God. They're SO me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for introverts who would rather be at home\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egifts for introverts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that aren't another book about enjoying your own company? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese get straight to the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're ideal for your antisocial bestie, permanently exhausted work wife or the friend who agrees to plans and then spends the next three days hoping they'll be cancelled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday? 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Broken sleep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd a tolerance for other people's nonsense that seems to be getting shorter by the minute.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're searching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/mood-lifting-menopause-gifts\" title=\"Relatable menopause gifts to make them laugh\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003erelatable menopause gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with humour rather than inspirational clichés, these socks make a brilliantly sweary little pick-me-up for your bestie, sister or work wife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes she doesn't need advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe just needs everyone to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efuck off for five minutes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🙅♀️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for introverts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and socially exhausted humans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 A funny, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003erelatable menopause gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💼 The work bestie who's officially had enough of people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and bad-week pick-me-ups\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧦 Anyone whose favourite plans are cancelled plans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKatie Abey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for those days when \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I need some alone time”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e just doesn't quite cover it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI fucking hate people. Present company excluded. Probably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🧦💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socktopus","offers":[{"title":"UK 3-8","offer_id":54632996700499,"sku":null,"price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/I_fucking_hate_people_-_Katie_Abey_Socks.jpg?v=1788201263","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/i-fucking-hate-people-katie-abey-socks","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}