{"product_id":"i-thought-you-knew-greeting-card","title":"'Sorry I called you old' Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSorry I called you old. I thought you knew.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome birthdays call for heartfelt words about wisdom, memories and another wonderful year around the sun. This isn't one of those birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSorry I Called You Old Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the friend, sister, partner or family member who can take a joke about their rapidly advancing years — because if you can't lovingly insult them on their birthday, when can you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Funny Birthday Card for Someone Getting Suspiciously Old\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the sentimental waffle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/cards\" title=\"Funny birthday cards for your bestie UK\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efunny birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e that'll get an immediate laugh — or possibly get thrown back at you — \u003cem\u003e“Sorry I called you old. I thought you knew”\u003c\/em\u003e gets straight to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for milestone birthdays, older siblings, long-suffering besties or anyone who's started making noises when they stand up but still insists they're \u003cem\u003e“not old.” \u003c\/em\u003eSure, babe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBrutally Honest Greeting Cards for People Who Can Take It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003ebrutally honest greeting cards\u003c\/strong\u003e are made for relationships where affection is expressed primarily through taking the piss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one delivers the birthday insult before they've even opened it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside, it's \u003cstrong\u003eblank\u003c\/strong\u003e, leaving plenty of room to write something sweet to compensate for the front — or double down and remind them that you're still younger. Your choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePick Any 2 Cards for £6\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne ageing friend sorted. Got another?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSorry I Called You Old Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is included in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/cards\" title=\"Any 2 funny greeting cards for £6\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 cards for £6 offer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, so you can mix and match with another design and keep a suitably inappropriate card ready for the next birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎂 \u003cstrong\u003eA6 birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/strong\u003e for your own message\u003cbr\u003e💌 Front reads: \u003cstrong\u003e“Sorry I called you old. I thought you knew.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Included in our \u003cstrong\u003e2 cards for £6\u003c\/strong\u003e offer\u003cbr\u003e😂 A \u003cstrong\u003efunny birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e for friends, siblings, partners and milestone birthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrowing older is a privilege. \u003cstrong\u003eTaking the piss out of your friends for doing it is one of the perks.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎂💋\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer (Customs and Duties Free)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54655907365203,"sku":"TPGC14131","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Sorry_I_called_you_old_-_funny_birthday_card.jpg?v=1789027088","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/i-thought-you-knew-greeting-card","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}