{"product_id":"kitchen-retro-wife-set-of-3-swedish-dishcloths","title":"'Retro Wife' Set of 3 Swedish Dishcloths","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1950s housewife energy. With considerably less enthusiasm for the housework.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDinner on the table. Kitchen spotless. Husband greeted at the door with a smile. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHAHAHAHA. No.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro Wife Set of 3 Swedish Dishcloths\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e combines vintage housewife vibes with the sort of brutally honest kitchen commentary we can actually relate to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour three designs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☠️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don't make me poison you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“The kitchen was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍽️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh you're hungry? Sounds like a you problem, sweetheart.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree useful dishcloths. Three excellent responses to anyone questioning the current state of the kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro kitchen humour with a modern attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey might look like they belong in the era of immaculate kitchens and perfectly presented housewives, but the slogans tell a rather different story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis set is made for women who appreciate vintage styling, sarcastic humour and household accessories that don't take domestic life too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the kitchen \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e clean. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou just weren't there to see it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/new-home-gifts\" title=\"Funny new home gifts UK\"\u003ehousewarming gift\u003c\/a\u003e with personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnow someone who's just moved house?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget the tasteful tea towels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Swedish dishcloths make a funny, practical housewarming present for your bestie, sister, mum or friend who'll appreciate something for her new kitchen that actually makes her laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're also brilliant for birthdays, Christmas, hostess gifts or simply turning up at someone's house with a present that says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I saw these and immediately thought of you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheeky gifts for your Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your mum has spent years answering \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“what's for dinner?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, cleaning kitchens nobody notices and wondering why apparently nobody else knows how to use a cloth, this set feels particularly appropriate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003echeeky gifts for your Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that combine something useful with three slogans she may already be thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍳 Women who love retro style with a sarcastic twist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Funny gifts for kitchens that aren't always Instagram-ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏠 Housewarming and new-home gifts with personality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💋 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheeky gifts for your Mum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, sister or bestie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 Birthdays, Christmas, stocking fillers and hostess gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor women who aren't interested in being the perfect little housewife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it, sweetheart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fabdaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54422925902163,"sku":"SD0019","price":11.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Funny_Retro_Housewife_Swedish_Dishcloths.jpg?v=1788811882","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/kitchen-retro-wife-set-of-3-swedish-dishcloths","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}