{"product_id":"mardy-bum-socks","title":"'Mardy Bum' Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the woman who's not in a mood. Everyone else is just being annoying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArms crossed. Face like thunder. Patience hanging by a thread. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSound familiar?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMardy Bum Socks by Socktopus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are made for the gloriously grumpy woman in your life — the one who insists she's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003efine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e while giving you a look that confirms she is, in fact, absolutely not fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheeky, relatable and guaranteed to start some affectionate name-calling, they're the kind of gift that gets an immediate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh, piss off!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e followed by laughter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA cheeky gift for your girlfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf teasing each other is basically your love language, you've found your present.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese socks make a brilliant \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003echeeky gift for your girlfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e when chocolates and sentimental declarations don't quite capture your relationship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Christmas or simply presenting to her next time she claims she's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“NOT being mardy.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProceed with caution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA funny gift for your daughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnow someone who's perfected the dramatic sigh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese make a brilliantly teasing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny gift for your daughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — particularly if she's been serving eye rolls, grumpy faces and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I'm fine”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e since her teenage years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePop them in her Christmas stocking or add them to a birthday gift for something that'll get the whole family laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😒 A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003echeeky gift for your girlfriend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e when she's in one of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e moods\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🙄 A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny gift for your daughter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with championship-level eye-rolling skills\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Birthdays, Christmas and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/secret-santa-gift-ideas\" title=\"Funny secret santa gift ideas under £20\"\u003efamily Secret Santa\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👯 Sisters and besties who aren't exactly known for their sunny disposition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧦 Anyone who has been lovingly called a mardy bum more than once\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMardy Bum Socks by Socktopus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — because telling her to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003echeer up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e would be a fucking terrible idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive her the socks instead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😒🧦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socktopus","offers":[{"title":"UK 3-8","offer_id":54633019081043,"sku":null,"price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Mardy_Bum_Socks_by_Socktopus_2.jpg?v=1788202449","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/mardy-bum-socks","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}