{"product_id":"mindful-as-fuck-ankle-socks","title":"Mindful As Fuck Ankle Socks","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInner peace? Working on it. Tolerance for bullshit? 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