{"product_id":"not-today-fuckers-womens-novelty-crew-socks","title":"'Not Today Fuckers' Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToday's mood: absolutely fucking not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you wake up ready to take on the world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOther days, everyone's irritating, your patience has left the building and the safest option for all involved is probably to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eleave you the fuck alone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnter the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot Today Fuckers Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — for women who've officially reached their daily limit of other people. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, sweary and painfully relatable, they're a wearable warning for anyone thinking about testing your patience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA girl power gift with considerably more attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“You've got this, girl!” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the most appropriate encouragement is simply permission to say \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot today\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese socks make a brilliantly sassy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/girl-power\" title=\"Sassy Girl Power Gifts for Strong Women\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egirl power gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for your bestie, sister, work wife or any strong woman who's got better things to do than tolerate unnecessary bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for birthdays, bad weeks, Christmas or a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“saw these and immediately thought of you”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e present.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe relatable menopause gift that says what she's thinking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot. 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