{"product_id":"sparkly-c-nt-katie-abey-socks","title":"'Sparkly C*nt' Katie Abey Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor women who sparkle brightly and swear enthusiastically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people bring a little sunshine wherever they go. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou bring \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esparkle, strong opinions and a vocabulary that would make your nan clutch her pearls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSparkly C*nt Socks by Katie Abey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are gloriously sweary socks for women who know exactly who they are and have absolutely no intention of toning themselves down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, funny and impossible to give with a straight face, they're the kind of gift that gets opened, immediately photographed and sent to the group chat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny socks for strong women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're looking for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/socks\" title=\"Funny, sweary socks for women\"\u003efunny socks\u003c\/a\u003e for strong women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, forget the motivational quotes and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003egirl boss\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are for the outspoken bestie, sweary sister or formidable work wife who knows her worth, speaks her mind and can deploy the C-word with impeccable timing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause strong women don't have to be serious all the bloody time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweary gifts for sassy women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome friends deserve flowers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOthers deserve to unwrap something that calls them a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSparkly C*nt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and immediately respond: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Oh my God. 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