For women who sparkle brightly and swear enthusiastically.

Some people bring a little sunshine wherever they go. You bring sparkle, strong opinions and a vocabulary that would make your nan clutch her pearls.

The Sparkly C*nt Socks by Katie Abey are gloriously sweary socks for women who know exactly who they are and have absolutely no intention of toning themselves down.

Bold, funny and impossible to give with a straight face, they're the kind of gift that gets opened, immediately photographed and sent to the group chat.

Funny socks for strong women

If you're looking for funny socks for strong women, forget the motivational quotes and girl boss nonsense.

These are for the outspoken bestie, sweary sister or formidable work wife who knows her worth, speaks her mind and can deploy the C-word with impeccable timing.

Because strong women don't have to be serious all the bloody time.

Sweary gifts for sassy women

Some friends deserve flowers.

Others deserve to unwrap something that calls them a Sparkly C*nt and immediately respond: “Oh my God. I fucking love them.”

These make brilliantly inappropriate sweary gifts for sassy women — ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or a little “saw these and obviously thought of you” surprise.

Perfect for:

✨ Funny socks for strong women with big personalities
💋 Sweary gifts for sassy women who can take a joke
👯 Besties, sisters and work wives with an excellent vocabulary
🎁 Birthdays, Christmas and hilariously inappropriate Secret Santa gifts
🧦 Anyone who's equal parts fabulous, sweary and sparkly

Designed by Katie Abey for women who were never meant to blend into the background.

Stay sparkly, c*nt. ✨💋

'Sparkly C*nt' Katie Abey Socks