{"product_id":"sweary-cat-merry-f-cking-christmas-socks","title":"Merry Fucking Christmas' Katie Abey Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone feeling festive. But not THAT festive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, Christmas. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe twinkly lights. The endless small talk. The family politics. The same songs you've heard 847 times since November. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Fucking Christmas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Katie Abey socks are for anyone embracing the festive season with approximately equal amounts of Christmas spirit and sarcasm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're funny, sweary and considerably more entertaining than another pair of sensible festive socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweary Christmas Socks for the Festively Fucked Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf tasteful reindeer and tasteful snowflakes aren't quite your vibe, these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/collections\/christmas-socks\" title=\"Funny, sweary Christmas socks for women\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esweary Christmas socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e should feel much more at home on your feet. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear them while wrapping presents at midnight, surviving Christmas dinner or smiling politely as someone asks whether you've \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“got anything nice planned for Christmas?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for the seventeenth time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're festive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTechnically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFestive Gifts for People Who Hate Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShopping for someone whose response to Christmas cheer is a long, exhausted sigh? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSorted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese make brilliantly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efestive gifts for people who hate Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — or at least people who hate the forced jolliness, crowded shops, office parties and expectation that everyone should suddenly be delighted by Michael Bublé.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for your sweary sister, cynical bestie, work wife or anyone who'd happily skip straight to the bit where they're horizontal on the sofa eating leftovers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick Any 3 Pairs for £20 🧦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Fucking Christmas socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are included in our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 pairs for £20 deal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so you can mix and match them with other designs from our sock collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrab three gifts. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep three pairs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr buy them as presents and accidentally keep the best ones. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas is stressful enough. We're not here to judge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Fucking Christmas design by Katie Abey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧦 Cotton-rich and size UK 3-8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 A brilliantly sweary stocking filler or Secret Santa gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💋 Made for Christmas cynics, festive grumps and women who've fucking had enough\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Christmas, you festive little ray of fucking sunshine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎄💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Katie Abey","offers":[{"title":"UK 3-8","offer_id":55051517755731,"sku":null,"price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/1816\/8659\/files\/Merry_Fucking_Christmas_-_Katie_Abey_Cat_Socks.jpg?v=1790275167","url":"https:\/\/laughingsisters.co.uk\/products\/sweary-cat-merry-f-cking-christmas-socks","provider":"Laughing Sisters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}