Spoiler: absolutely fucking none of it.

School run. Emails. Meetings. Laundry. Life admin. Someone asking, “Can I just get you to…”

Our Things People Think I Have Time For Today A5 Notebook is for women whose to-do list already has a to-do list. With 80 lined pages, there’s plenty of room for everything you genuinely need to remember — and all the shit other people seem to think you have time for.

Funny, useful and painfully relatable, it's an easy win when you're looking for gifts for busy mums, your permanently overwhelmed colleague or the work bestie keeping it together through sarcasm alone.

Why they'll love it:

📓 80 lined pages for lists, notes, reminders and workplace rants
👩 A brilliantly relatable gift for busy mums juggling approximately 847 things at once
👯 A perfect gift for your work bestie who responds to every new request with that look
🎄 A cracking funny work Secret Santa gift under £10

Perfect for:

💻 The colleague who's permanently "just quickly" doing something
☕ Busy mums running primarily on caffeine and forgotten cups of tea
👯 Your work wife who gets you through the 9–5
🎁 Office Secret Santa when you need something funny they'll actually use

Want to make it even better? Pair it with one of our sassy pens for a funny little stationery gift that's ready for the desk.

The details:

📖 A5 notebook
📝 80 lined pages
🎁 Perfect for work, home, handbag or wherever the next bloody job finds you

Because she could add one more thing to her list... But she absolutely does not have time for it. 💋

'Things People Think I Have Time For Today' A5 Notebook