Because at Christmas, I too would like to be wrapped in a blanket and left alone.

Forget the sausages. I am the pig in a blanket.

I'm full. I'm horizontal. I've had several snacks I didn't need. And if anybody asks me to move from the sofa between Christmas Day and New Year, the answer is no.

The Pigs in Blankets Socks come in blue and perfectly capture that glorious Christmas state of being: warm, cosy, overfed and completely unavailable for anything productive.

Available in UK size 6–11, they're made for anyone whose festive plans involve eating, lounging and becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish from the cushions.

Funny Christmas Socks for People in Hibernation Mode

If your idea of Christmas bliss is being wrapped in a blanket with a plate of leftovers within reaching distance, these funny Christmas socks understand you.

Pull them on. Find your spot on the sofa. Acquire snacks. You're not being lazy. You're a pig in a blanket.

Office Secret Santa Gifts Under £10

Know someone at work who's been talking about their Christmas sofa plans since October? Sorted.

These make brilliantly relatable office Secret Santa gifts under £10 for the colleague who's permanently cold, permanently hungry or already planning to spend the Christmas break horizontal under a blanket.

Funny, wearable and considerably more useful than another novelty mug.

Pick Any 3 Pairs for £20

The Pigs in Blankets Socks are included in our 3 pairs for £20 deal, so you can mix and match them with other designs from our sock collection.

Sort three Secret Santas. Fill a few stockings. Or choose three pairs for yourself and prepare for hibernation.

The Details

🐷 Pigs in Blankets design
💙 Blue, cotton-rich socks
📏 UK size 6–11
🎁 Included in our 3 pairs for £20 deal
🎄 Relatable funny Christmas socks
💼 Easy office Secret Santa gifts under £10

Blanket on. Snacks acquired. Plans cancelled. I am the pig in a blanket. 🐷🛋️🎄

Pigs In Blankets Socks