Evil Plans' A7 Fabric Hardback Notebook

For meetings, to-do lists and plotting your inevitable rise to power.

Every successful woman needs somewhere to keep her plans. Some people write “Goals” on the front of their notebook. You? Evil Plans.

The Evil Plans A7 Fabric Hardback Notebook is a pocket-sized home for brilliant ideas, suspiciously ambitious to-do lists and things that absolutely shouldn't be left visible on a Post-it note.

With its fabric hardback cover and compact A7 size, it's ideal for keeping on a desk or popping into a handbag whenever inspiration - or revenge - strikes.

Office Secret Santa Gifts Under £10 That Aren't Complete Tat

Secret Santa should get a laugh, not a polite “Oh… lovely.”

If you're hunting for office Secret Santa gifts under £10, this little notebook is ideal for the colleague with a wicked sense of humour, the office schemer or the woman quietly planning world domination between Teams calls.

Funny. Useful. Just sinister enough.

Funny Stationery for Your Boss

Buying for the boss is a minefield. Too serious? Boring. Too personal? HR would like a word.

But if your boss is the sort who appreciates a joke, Evil Plans makes brilliantly tongue-in-cheek funny stationery for your boss — especially if she's usually five steps ahead of everyone else.

Just don't ask what's actually written inside. You probably don't have clearance.

Perfect for:

😈 Office Secret Santa gifts under £10 with actual personality
👩💼 Funny stationery for your boss or manager
💼 Work besties, office schemers and ambitious women
🎄 Secret Santa, stocking fillers and little desk gifts
📓 To-do lists, brilliant ideas and mildly concerning plans

Today's agenda: Emails. Meeting. Lunch. World domination at 3pm. 😈📓