YOU OLD COW - Women's Socks
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Older, wiser and still moo-ving. Cheeky cow socks for women who can laugh about their age.
2 Day Dispatch
Free Delivery over £30
5* Rated
Description
Getting older? Might as well own it.
If you’re looking for funny gifts for older women that will actually get a laugh (not just a polite smile), you’ve just found them.
Our You Old Cow Socks are the ultimate mix of sass, sarcasm, and zero filter — the kind of cheeky gift for big birthdays that says it exactly how it is.
Because let’s be honest… if we’re getting older, we might as well have a sense of humour about it.
Why they’re a winner:
🐄 Bold cow-print design with serious attitude
💋 A standout funny gift for older women who can take a joke
🎉 Perfect cheeky gift for big birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th… you get the idea)
🧦 Soft, comfy, and made to be worn proudly
Perfect for:
👯 Friends who’ll laugh (and probably call you worse back)
🎁 Milestone birthdays that deserve something memorable
💋 Women who embrace getting older with humour
The details:
🧦 1 pair of matching socks
🌿 Cotton-rich for comfort
🧼 Wash at 30°C
📏 Fits UK sizes 4–8
And yes… they’re part of our 3 pairs of funny socks for £20 deal — because one pair is never enough.
Because ageing is inevitable… but being boring isn’t. 💋
Delivery & Returns
Orders will be shipped within 2 working days.
Shipping charges are as follows:
- Standard Shipping - £3.95
- Ship to Pick Up Point - £3.50
- Express Shipping - £5.50
We now use Royal Mail as our main delivery partner, however shipping to a pick up point is provided by Evri.

YOU OLD COW - Women's Socks
£7.95
- UK 3-8
YOU OLD COW - Women's Socks
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- The Laughing Sisters LensEvery item passes our personal test, if it doesn’t make us laugh or feel seen, it doesn’t make the cut.
- FREE DELIVERYSpend £30 or more and get free delivery!
- UNAPOLOGETIC ATTITUDEMost gift shops tiptoe around humour. We jump in.
- 100% Rave ReviewsCustomers love to buy as a gift but keep it for themselves!




