'Fresh out of Fucks' Socks

Sorry, we checked. There are absolutely none left.

She had some fucks once. Then came the pointless meetings. The family group chat. The unsolicited opinions. The hormones. And someone asking “what's for dinner?” while standing directly in front of the fridge.

Now? Fresh. Out. Of. Fucks.

These sweary socks are for women who've reached that glorious stage where their patience is limited and pretending to care is no longer on today's to-do list.

The gift for your work bestie who's officially had enough

You know the woman who gets you through the working day with eye contact alone?

These make a brilliantly relatable gift for your work bestie - particularly after the third “quick call” of the day turns into another 45-minute meeting.

Perfect for birthdays, office Secret Santa, leaving gifts or simply celebrating the fact you've survived another week without either of you dramatically quitting.

A relatable menopause gift with zero inspirational bullshit

Menopause gifts don't have to be covered in earnest affirmations.

Sometimes Fresh Out Of Fucks sums things up considerably better.

If you're looking for a relatable menopause gift for your bestie, sister or work wife, these socks bring humour to the hot flushes, brain fog and rapidly declining tolerance for everybody else's nonsense.

No advice. No “embrace the journey.”

Just a pair of socks and the reassuring message that she is absolutely allowed to have had enough today.

Perfect for:

💼 A funny gift for your work bestie who keeps you sane
🔥 A relatable menopause gift for women with zero fucks remaining
🎁 Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and bad-week pick-me-ups
👯 Besties, sisters and work wives who appreciate a good swear
🧦 Anyone who's officially stopped pretending to give a shit

For the overworked. The overheated. The over-it.

Fucks given: 0. Fucks remaining: also 0. 🧦💋