'Pretending I Know What I'm Doing' Pen

Meet the Pretending I Know What I'm Doing Pen — for meetings you don't understand, jobs you somehow got trusted with and every “Yep, leave it with me” that you immediately regret.

In a gorgeous light blue, this sassy ballpoint pen is one of those little gifts for your work bestie that'll get an instant “THAT'S ME” reaction.

And if you're hunting for a funny office Secret Santa gift that isn't another mug destined for the back of the cupboard? Nailed it.

Why they'll love it:

🩵 Light blue ballpoint pen with “Pretending I Know What I'm Doing” slogan
😂 Painfully relatable for anyone winging their way through the working week
👯 One of those perfect little gifts for your work bestie who shares your daily workplace chaos
🎄 A funny office Secret Santa gift that's useful AND gets a laugh
🖊️ Ideal for jotting down important notes while nodding convincingly

Perfect for:

👯 Work besties and office partners-in-crime
🎄 Secret Santa gifts with actual personality
💼 New jobs, promotions and first-day nerves
🎓 Graduates entering the workplace and discovering we're all just winging it
📓 Stationery lovers who appreciate a painfully accurate slogan

Make it a sassy stationery gift

Pair it with one of our funny notebooks or notepads for an easy little gift set for your favourite colleague.

Because the biggest secret of adult life?

None of us have a fucking clue what we're doing. Some people are just better at pretending. 🩵🖊️

*Other slogans pictured as examples