'Sorry I called you old' Birthday Card

Sorry I called you old. I thought you knew.”

Some birthdays call for heartfelt words about wisdom, memories and another wonderful year around the sun. This isn't one of those birthdays.

The Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card is for the friend, sister, partner or family member who can take a joke about their rapidly advancing years — because if you can't lovingly insult them on their birthday, when can you?

A Funny Birthday Card for Someone Getting Suspiciously Old

Forget the sentimental waffle.

If you're looking for a funny birthday card that'll get an immediate laugh — or possibly get thrown back at you — “Sorry I called you old. I thought you knew” gets straight to the point.

Ideal for milestone birthdays, older siblings, long-suffering besties or anyone who's started making noises when they stand up but still insists they're “not old.” Sure, babe.

Brutally Honest Greeting Cards for People Who Can Take It

Our brutally honest greeting cards are made for relationships where affection is expressed primarily through taking the piss.

This one delivers the birthday insult before they've even opened it.

Inside, it's blank, leaving plenty of room to write something sweet to compensate for the front — or double down and remind them that you're still younger. Your choice.

Pick Any 2 Cards for £6

One ageing friend sorted. Got another?

The Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card is included in our 2 cards for £6 offer, so you can mix and match with another design and keep a suitably inappropriate card ready for the next birthday.

The Details

🎂 A6 birthday card
✍️ Blank inside for your own message
💌 Front reads: “Sorry I called you old. I thought you knew.”
🎁 Included in our 2 cards for £6 offer
😂 A funny birthday card for friends, siblings, partners and milestone birthdays

Growing older is a privilege. Taking the piss out of your friends for doing it is one of the perks. 🎂💋