'I'm Not in the Mood' Pen

For when your face hasn't made it obvious enough.

Emails. Meetings that should've been emails. Someone asking “Have you got a minute?” when you quite clearly do not.

Our black Not In The Mood Pen is the perfect piece of sassy stationery for anyone whose patience has officially clocked out for the day.

Funny, useful and painfully relatable, it's one of those little gifts for your work bestie that'll get an immediate laugh — and makes a brilliant funny office Secret Santa gift when you're determined not to buy another bloody mug.

Why they'll love it:

🖤 Sleek black ballpoint pen with “Not In The Mood” slogan
🖊️ Practical enough to earn a permanent place on their desk
😂 A brilliantly relatable funny office Secret Santa gift
👯 One of those perfect little gifts for your work bestie who shares your tolerance for workplace nonsense
💋 Says exactly what they're thinking without requiring an awkward conversation

Perfect for:

👯 The work bestie who makes Mondays survivable
🎄 Office Secret Santa with actual personality
💼 Colleagues, new jobs and leaving gifts
📓 Stationery addicts who definitely don't need another pen
😑 Anyone who's simply... not in the mood

Make it a sassy stationery gift

Pair it with one of our funny notebooks or notepads for an easy gift set for your favourite colleague.

Because sometimes you don't need motivation. You don't need a positive affirmation.

You just need everyone to realise you're NOT. IN. THE. MOOD. 🖤

*Other slogans pictured as examples