'Late For Fucking Everything' Coaster

Running late isn't a bad habit. At this point, it's a personality trait.

You were meant to leave ten minutes ago. You're still looking for your keys, your coffee's gone cold and somehow you've decided now is the ideal time to quickly empty the dishwasher.

If “I'll be there in five” has become more of an aspiration than an accurate estimate, the Late for Fucking Everything Coaster understands you.

A Funny Gift for Your Work Bestie

You know the one. She arrives at work slightly flustered, coffee in hand, with a story involving traffic, missing keys or an alarm she definitely set. Again.

This makes a brilliantly funny gift for your work bestie - especially if you've spent years telling her meetings don't start when she decides to arrive. Pop it on her desk and enjoy the look.

Office Secret Santa Gifts That Actually Feel Personal

Forget the generic mug and panic-bought box of chocolates. The best office Secret Santa gifts are the ones that make the entire team immediately say: “That is SO her.”

If your Secret Santa recipient has never knowingly arrived early for anything, you've found it.

A Relatable New Home Gift

New house. New keys to lose. New neighbours to keep waiting.

As a little relatable new home gift, this coaster brings considerably more personality than another “Home Sweet Home” sign. Pair it with her favourite bottle, a mug or another cheeky coaster for an easy housewarming present that feels like you actually know her.

Pick 2 Coasters for £7

The Late for Fucking Everything Coaster is included in our 2 coasters for £7 deal, so choose another design that perfectly exposes her personality and you've got an easy little gift sorted.

⏰ Late for Fucking Everything design
🎁 Great for work besties, Secret Santa and housewarmings
💸 Included in our 2 coasters for £7 deal
💋 Ideal for the chronically late woman who'll find this hilarious… when she eventually gets here

She isn't late. Everyone else is just unnecessarily early. ⏰💋