'People I Dislike' A5 Notebook

Because some thoughts are better written down than said out loud.

Karen from accounts. The bloke who says “calm down.” Anyone who schedules a meeting that could've been an email. Names. We need names.

The People I Dislike A5 Notebook is brutally honest stationery for anyone with a long memory, a short fuse and an ever-growing list of people who've pissed them off.

Use it for meeting notes, to-do lists, reminders, brilliant ideas… or, you know, the list. We're not judging.

Brutally honest stationery for people with zero patience

Some notebooks say Dream Big. Some say You've Got This.

This one acknowledges that sometimes you'd rather make a detailed alphabetical record of everyone currently getting on your tits.

If you love brutally honest stationery that makes you laugh every time you reach for it, this deserves a spot on your desk.

Office Secret Santa gift = sorted

Pulled the colleague who communicates entire sentences through facial expressions during meetings? You've found their office Secret Santa present.

It's ideal for your work bestie, the office gossip or the colleague who sends you a Teams message saying “OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE” approximately four seconds after someone starts talking.

Just don't ask whether your name's in it.

Funny office stationery for your favourite colleague

Work is considerably more bearable when you've got someone to share the bullshit with.

This funny office stationery makes a brilliantly relatable desk gift for birthdays, new jobs, leaving presents, Christmas or simply thanking your work wife for keeping you sane.

Pair it with a sassy pen and let the list-making commence.

Perfect for:

😈 Fans of brutally honest stationery
🎄 A hilariously inappropriate office Secret Santa gift
💼 Your work bestie, favourite colleague or office partner in crime
📓 Anyone who prefers funny office stationery to motivational nonsense
🎁 Birthdays, new jobs, leaving gifts and little desk pick-me-ups

For thoughts you can't put in the Teams chat.

Write them in the notebook instead. HR will thank you. 📓💋