Top of the list of high-pressure gift giving days; tacky, forced romance is out! Laughter isn’t just the best medicine; it’s also the basis of a long-lasting relationship. Get rid of the tacky, predictable gifts in favour of a funny Valentine’s gift for her that shows that you know what makes her truly happy. Celebrate the fact that you’re in love with a cheeky, sassy and strong woman with a Valentine’s gift that matches her attitude, or one that makes her laugh out loud rather than roll her eyes. Real relationships last through challenges, health issues, raising families, changing jobs, moving houses… need we go on? If the fun stops, so does the teamwork. So, make this Valentine’s Day meaningful, memorable and most importantly hilarious!

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Why Funny Valentine’s Gifts Actually Work

You’re not doing a relationship right if every day isn’t riddled with inside jokes and playful piss-taking, right? Playful Valentine’s gifts should be bought for her personality, not just for the occasion. Romance and desire for women often comes from feeling seen, valued and known, so use your shared sarcasm and banter to find the perfect cheeky Valentine’s surprise (and no that doesn’t mean you in your birthday suit)!

Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Her: Our Top Picks

Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Girlfriends Who Love a Laugh

Funny girlfriends are the best, really lean into this when planning your Valentine’s gift giving. It’ll show her how much you love her exactly as she is!

A Wise Woman said ‘F*ck this sh*t’ Scented Candle

This is a beautiful, scented candle in a glass jar but look a little closer and it packs much more than the cliché. A hilarious Valentine’s gift for a strong girlfriend who stopped worrying about what others thought of her long ago!

A wise woman said f*ck this sh*t Scented Candle– Laughing Sisters

F*ck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel

If you’re looking for a Valentine’s gift to make her laugh out loud then this is the one for you! A brilliant present for cheese lovers all year round, this one’s funny, useful and definitely not predictable.

F*ck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel– Laughing Sisters

Grown-Ass Lady Sticky Note Stationery Set

Varied, funny with a whole load of sass, these sticky notes are the perfect Valentine’s gift for a stationery lover! If she’s always moaning about her colleagues or loves a passive-aggressive bit of attitude then she’ll love these.

Em & Friends Grown-Ass Lady Sticky Note Pad | Funny Office Stationery– Laughing Sisters

Let’s Get Fizzical - Women’s Cotton Socks

Funny socks are the gold standard of funny Valentine’s presents! Plus, these ones come with a Valentine’s-appropriate double entendre and they’re on our 3 for £20 deal so you can pick a sweet pair (lobster love) and a sweary pair (rise and shine b*tches) to tick all the boxes at once!

Let's Get Fizzical - Women's Cotton Socks | Congratulations Gift– Laughing Sisters

Don’t Stare at my Tits – Tote Bag

Simple, funny, bold and under £10! A brilliant, funny Valentine’s gift with attitude that she can carry all day.

Don't Stare At My Tits - Tote Bag– Laughing Sisters

Cheeky but Still Thoughtful Valentine’s Gifts

If your relationship is solid, you can push the boundaries a little, as long as she still knows you care… give these ideas a try!

I’ll Get Over it I Just Need to be Dramatic First Notebook

Dramatic girlfriends are the best; they keep it fun and interesting. The best ones are self-aware and don’t mind you pointing it out, as long as you’re affectionate with it!

I'll Get Over It I Just Need to Be Dramatic First Notebook– Laughing Sisters

Normalise Bringing Dogs as Plus Ones Keyring

Looking for a Valentine’s gift for your girlfriend who might love her dog more than you? Love her fur baby almost as much as she does and you’ll be around for the long-haul!

Normalise Bringing Dogs as Plus Ones Keyring– Laughing Sisters

‘Fucking Brilliant’ One Line a Day – A 5 Year Memory Book

A thoughtful Valentine’s gift? Tick! A hint of sass with a sweary, shiny cover? Tick! This will serve up loving memories for years to come!

'Fucking Brilliant' One Line a Day - A Five-Year Memory Book– Laughing Sisters

Positive Pants Motivational Mug

A funny, cheerful Valentine’s Day present on the sweeter side of gift giving! A unique mug that definitely won’t get lost in the office kitchen.

Positive Pants Motivational Mug | Self Care Gift– Laughing Sisters

Cute but Prickly Ladies Socks

Super soft socks are always a brilliant present, but these cute, sassy socks are loving and useful with a hint of attitude! Plus, they’re on our 3 for £20 sock deal.

Cute But Prickly Ladies Socks– Laughing Sisters

Funny Valentine’s Gifts Under £20

Valentines doesn’t need to break the bank, a real relationship doesn’t measure feelings in money, but you still want to make them feel special. Try these Valentine’s gift ideas under £20 (spoiler alert: all 25 ideas in this blog are under £20).

Oops, I’m Drunk Oven Mitt

A funny gift for a partner who likes a tipple! Even better if she likes a drink while she cooks, this could be the kitchen gift to make her giggle.

Oops, I'm Drunk Funny Oven Mitt– Laughing Sisters

‘Totally Fuckable’ Love Heart Drinks Coaster

Don’t over-complicate it, flatter her and make her laugh! Plus, they’re on our 3 for £10 deal so you can double-down on the laughs and top it off with sweet and romantic to cover all bases!

'Totally Fuckable' Love Heart Drinks Coaster | Sweary Valentine's Gift– Laughing Sisters

Absolutely Bloody Amazing Scented Candle

A beautiful, scented candle if you just want to tell her how you feel. A high-quality gift with a lovely sentiment!

Absolutely bloody amazing Scented Candle– Laughing Sisters

Empowering ‘Obstinate Headstrong Girl’ Large Tote Bag

A fantastic literary Valentine’s Gift for somebody who loves to read. This tote bag is amazing quality and will speak to her soul! The sort of gift that makes a bookworm do a little happy dance!

Empowering 'Obstinate Headstrong Girl' Large Tote Bag– Laughing Sisters

‘Get Shit Done’ Rainbow A6 Notepad and ‘Get Shit Done’ Lilac Recycled Eco Ballpoint Pen

The perfect combo if you want funny without going overboard, plus you get both for under £10! A brilliant stationery gift for a determined woman.

Get Shit Done Rainbow A6 Notepad | Funny Stationery– Laughing Sisters

'Get Shit Done' Lilac Recycled Eco Ballpoint Pen– Laughing Sisters

Unique Funny Valentine’s Gifts She Won’t See Everywhere

She’s special so her gift should be too. She’ll know if you’ve run to the supermarket last-minute, she wont mind that the gifts aren’t perfect, but she’ll know that you didn’t put the effort in. These ideas will help you find something truly unique to let her know you care!

Total Pandamonium Socks

Definitely not your standard Amazon tat! If she’s wonderfully chaotic, she’ll love these panda socks. Plus, they’re on our 3 for £20 deal so you can browse the full sock collection!

Total Pandamonium Women's Socks– Laughing Sisters

‘You are Brave, Fierce & Strong’ Greetings Card

Unique Valentine’s cards are hard to come by, so try our out-of-the-box ideas instead. Plus, they’re blank inside for your own message so you can avoid the vomit-inducing poems and write something truly heartfelt and personal!

'You are brave & fierce & strong' Greeting Card– Laughing Sisters

‘Still Not a Hugger’ Cactus Pin Badge

Just because she loves you, doesn’t mean she doesn’t still like her personal space… but if you’re very lucky she might let you from time-to-time! This will make her laugh out loud.

'Still Not A Hugger' Cactus Pin Badge– Laughing Sisters

Adult Nursery Rhymes Book

Warning… not for the faint-hearted! If you aren’t easily offended, this will make you howl with laughter. The antithesis of a corny, romantic Valentine’s Day gift, she won’t see this one coming!

Funny Adult Nursery Rhymes Book– Laughing Sisters

I’ll Be Ready in 5 Minutes Wish String Bracelet

A personal Valentine’s Gift for someone who’s always late. If you know her well enough to know that when she says she’ll be 5 minutes, it means 30-45 minutes if you’re lucky, this bracelet should make her giggle! An unpredictable and affordable jewellery gift.

I'll Be Ready in 5 Minutes Wish String Bracelet | Galentine's Gift– Laughing Sisters

Funny Valentine’s Gifts Based on Her Personality

The best Valentine’s Day gifts match her personality perfectly and show that you know her better than anybody else.

For the Feminist Icon: Secret Voices – A Year of Women’s Diaries (Hardback)

A must-read for every feminist, it’s bold and daring and shows you care.

Secret Voices - A Year of Women’s Diaries (Hardback)– Laughing Sisters

Shop the full Girl Power Collection if this is her vibe!

For the Cat-Mum: People I Love: Cats Dish Towel

Don’t even bother pretending you come before the cats… just accept your fate and lean into her cat-worshipping, you know she’s worth it and she’ll love you even more for it!

Gifts for Cat Lovers– Laughing Sisters

For the Dog-Mum: ‘Less People, More Dogs’ Handmade Soy Scented Candle

Valentine’s gifts for dog lovers are easy-peasy, they’ve done the hard work for you! Browse our full dog collection to put together a gift basket she’ll adore.

'Less people more dogs' Handmade Soy Scented Candle– Laughing Sisters

For the Sweary Friend: I’m a Little Ray of F*cking Sunshine – Women’s Bamboo Socks

We have dozens of sweary gift ideas that she’ll love (it’s our vibe), but these sassy socks are a guaranteed winner!

I'm a little ray of f*cking sunshine - Sweary Women's Bamboo Socks– Laughing Sisters

For the Cosy Home-Bird: Queen – Lavender, Rosemary & Lemon Body Scrub 302g

If she’d always rather stay in than go out, she can be difficult to buy for. Why not treat her to a pamper session… you could go all-out and make it a gift basket with a soothing yet sassy scented candle and a Badass Women book!

Queen - Lavender, Rosemary & Lemon Body Scrub 302g– Laughing Sisters

Remember, Valentine’s Day gifting doesn’t need to be expensive or complicated, it just needs to be personal and make her smile… bonus points if you make her cry (with happiness or laughter… you choose)!

Shop all of our funny Valentine’s Day gifts here. Plus, we’re UK-based, an independent brand and we offer quick dispatch and express delivery just in case you’ve left it late!

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Lots of love,

Natalie & Steph

The Laughing Sisters

FAQs

FAQ 1: What are the best funny Valentine’s gifts for her in the UK?

The best funny Valentine’s gifts for her are the ones that show how well you know her. Anybody could buy chocolates and flowers from the supermarket, set yourself apart with a unique gift!

FAQ 2: What funny Valentine’s gifts can I buy under £20?

Over 90% of the funny gifts from Laughing Sisters are under £20! You can even put together a funny Valentine’s gift basket for less than £20!

FAQ 3: What’s a unique, funny Valentine’s gift for my girlfriend?

Try a funny notepad paired with a sassy pen, or funny socks for a feel-good Valentine’s gift! Just make sure it’s a theme personal to her sense of humour!

FAQ 4: Are funny Valentine’s gifts better than romantic ones?

Yes! Of course funny gifts are always a winner, but it doesn’t have to be one or the other… if it’s the perfect gift it’ll tick both boxes!