For when your social battery isn't low. It's fucking dead.
People are lovely. In small doses. From a distance. Preferably when they're not actually speaking to you.
The I Fucking Hate People Socks by Katie Abey are for introverts, people-avoiders and women who've simply had enough human interaction for one day.
Funny, sweary and painfully relatable, they're the kind of socks that make your bestie immediately say, “Oh my God. They're SO me.”
Gifts for introverts who would rather be at home
Looking for gifts for introverts that aren't another book about enjoying your own company? These get straight to the point.
They're ideal for your antisocial bestie, permanently exhausted work wife or the friend who agrees to plans and then spends the next three days hoping they'll be cancelled.
Birthday? Christmas? Secret Santa? Congratulations on cancelling plans? All excellent reasons.
A relatable menopause gift for the “everyone is annoying me” days
Hot flushes. Brain fog. Broken sleep.
And a tolerance for other people's nonsense that seems to be getting shorter by the minute.
If you're searching for a relatable menopause gift with humour rather than inspirational clichés, these socks make a brilliantly sweary little pick-me-up for your bestie, sister or work wife.
Sometimes she doesn't need advice.
She just needs everyone to fuck off for five minutes.
Perfect for:
🙅♀️ Gifts for introverts and socially exhausted humans
🔥 A funny, relatable menopause gift
💼 The work bestie who's officially had enough of people
🎁 Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and bad-week pick-me-ups
🧦 Anyone whose favourite plans are cancelled plans
Designed by Katie Abey for those days when “I need some alone time” just doesn't quite cover it.
I fucking hate people. Present company excluded. Probably. 🧦💋